by guest writer Ciaran Hegarty (aka the greatest)
We get up at 6:30 Mike and me straight up, however Liam takes a bit more persuading. We have our breakfast of American cereal but for some pop tarts, which I can’t understand how, someone could eat or even hold! We head out to get our skis which is pretty boring so I’m not gonna talk about it.We start with snowshed a great slope for beginners but still fun for hardcore skiers. This is just perfect for us because although we’re not hardcore skiers we are familiar with skiing so we go down snowshed still getting back our skiing legs as mum calls them. Mike races down getting his ski legs back straight away, but all the rest of us are still a bit nervous and so we take our time.
By the time me, mum, dad, and Liam reach the bottom of snowshed we all decided to do it again so we did except this time on the lift up I start to complain about the way I can’t parallel ski but Mike, Mum and dad can. So on the way down Mike slowly teaches me tricks of how to parallel ski, and not to boast (well maybe just a little) in 3 to 5 minutes I’m parallel skiing. So going down concentrating on
paralleling I take about 10 to 16 hours on getting down to the bottom.
Seeing as we’re all at the bottom of snowshed by the greatest waffle house in the world we buy waffles. Now I could go on forever explaining about the waffles (which was the main reason I wrote this blog) so I think you’d prefer if I skipped this bit. After our heavenly terrifically sweet waffles that are so………- 6 months later – I could eat a hundred of and which have just the right amount of……….- 8 months later – that just are made to perfection, oh sorry did I drag on sorry what I meant to say was after we had our amazing waffles we decided to do a trail called the great eastern. So to get there we take the snowshed express quad up and take a track called the highlander which takes us straight to the K1 gondola that leads us to Killington peak so we take what we know as the great eastern which we do every year when we notice none of the signs say were going down great eastern. So we stop at the next map and see that they’ve changed the great eastern and just about screwed everything up! So in our disgrace we decided to go to our favourite restaurant called Noel’s so we take the trail that leads us there.
paralleling I take about 10 to 16 hours on getting down to the bottom.Seeing as we’re all at the bottom of snowshed by the greatest waffle house in the world we buy waffles. Now I could go on forever explaining about the waffles (which was the main reason I wrote this blog) so I think you’d prefer if I skipped this bit. After our heavenly terrifically sweet waffles that are so………- 6 months later – I could eat a hundred of and which have just the right amount of……….- 8 months later – that just are made to perfection, oh sorry did I drag on sorry what I meant to say was after we had our amazing waffles we decided to do a trail called the great eastern. So to get there we take the snowshed express quad up and take a track called the highlander which takes us straight to the K1 gondola that leads us to Killington peak so we take what we know as the great eastern which we do every year when we notice none of the signs say were going down great eastern. So we stop at the next map and see that they’ve changed the great eastern and just about screwed everything up! So in our disgrace we decided to go to our favourite restaurant called Noel’s so we take the trail that leads us there.
Unfortunately the so called “snow” on this trail was icy and a word me and mike invented it’s called snice, as in snow and ice and also as in it’s nice which it really isn’t nice but still. The snice gave me a problem it made my skis cross which meant I wasn’t controlling the skis. By the time we reached Noel’s I was tired and grumpy so we went in and ate. At Noel’s they have paper over the table and they give you some crayons and well these are some that I drew:


After we had our delicious lunch we decided to find the quickest way home and the way to do that meant that we’d have to take a lift up then take a trail to the bottom of bear mountain, (see map) then take juggernaut down to skyeship and take the gondola up, and then after that we had to take the northbrook quad up to snowshed and then ski down and bam right next to the hotel. Now you don’t need to look at the map to see that’s a long way home, but unfortunately the only other way home was to take blue runs which no one was up for. Seeing as Liam was really tired and really grumpy (if Liam’s reading I meant to say a bit and to the readers WINK WINK) we took the green way only to find that at the bottom of Bear Mountain that the juggernaut was closed. This made Liam a tiny – cough cough, a lot more, cough cough- bit more grumpy but luckily there was another route we go a lift that leads us to the top of Skye peak and then we take down “the great eastern” to the Northbrook crossover and then from there we carry on with the original plan. On the lift up me and mum had a talk with a woman who said a mountain ambassador told her that because on Saturday and Sunday it rained Monday would be I-C-Y and unfortunately our first day skiing was Monday. So we started the “the great eastern” only to find that it was steep and I-C-Y (don’t add comments asking why does he say I-C-Y instead of icy please just don’t) so this made Liam a little bit more o heck I’m not gonna lie it made him as grumpy as a cat who had just been eaten by a giant ice cream cone that is friends with a giant bucket of peas with 3 eyes 2 mouths and 1 pig nose and a donkey for a tail!
After 99 years 99 months 99 fortnights 99 weeks 99 days 99 hours 99 minutes 99 seconds and 99 milliseconds of Liam stopping then skiing for a minute then stopping for 10 then skiing for 1 then… we reached the bottom of the Northbrook crossover.
After 99 years 99 months 99 fortnights 99 weeks 99 days 99 hours 99 minutes 99 seconds and 99 milliseconds of Liam stopping then skiing for a minute then stopping for 10 then skiing for 1 then… we reached the bottom of the Northbrook crossover.So you’d think Liam would be pleased that he only had to go up one more lift, down one more slope, across one more bridge and walk through one more door to get to the hotel but no instead he has to sit down. So mum me and mike go up the lift and do snowshed a couple of times and then that’s the end of my story about skiing that day.
My final conclusion of that day is skiing is great, Liam is silly, waffles are great and blue whales should wear hats.



